The Clog

With the November's issue of The Magazine coming out this Monday -- at 3.99, it makes the perfect Thanksgiving gift for the sporps fan in your life! -- the hills of the Classical are alive with wrestling. And who better to talk about how wonderful wrestling can be than two guys who make a living off of designing and selling wrestling t-shirts? 

After weeks of spectacular toilet games, Monday Night Football has finally turned up a match-up with some real appeal. But enough about the Jets and Bills playing in a mostly empty Ford Field due to a massive snowstorm -- the Ravens and Saints are playing, too!

A turn-of-the-century ripoff, a whale on a beach, Mick Foley on fire, and Paul Bearer making everyone in Bayou La Batre, Alabama extremely upset. The new issue of The Classical Magazine is ready to thrill you.

Math may not be the best way to talk about professional wrestling, but the system we have now is just the worst.

Last week, Monday Night Football was just terrible. This week, luckily, the Tennessee Titans are involved. So... wait.

At the moment, half-time in soccer games is more or less an opportunity for players to urinate off-camera. Surely we can do better than that. Or maybe not, who knows.

This Monday night, Mark Sanchez is coming into your home, and he's bringing Jon Gruden with him. You do not have to face this alone.