The Clog

Johnny Manziel parties more or less exactly the way you think he does: loudly, stupidly, magnificently. Douche-bro cockatoos and dudes with names like Chili Ratchet and Emo Ed are involved.

David Gibb

 et al.

Not all cheating is equal, and some cheating can be fun, or at the very least, funny. But we've lost the ability to tell the difference, and it's hard to imagine us getting it back. 

Everyone seems to agree that nicknaming Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson "The Splash Brothers" was a pretty solid idea. But do we really need to nickname every other NBA backcourt? The answer is yes. We do need to, and we did.

Why do writers ask bad questions to athletes? To get bad answers, mostly. It's not any better than it sounds.

The New York Knicks have problems. This is an attempt to fix them by constructing a team built entirely out of "Knick" homonyms. It just might work.

The University of Michigan is looking for the biggest possible name to take on the big task of turning around a cratered-out football program. But the best candidate, if not nearly the best-known, might just be one who's currently working about an hour away.

The Footballz Live Podcast is a tradition as old and essential as basically anything else having to do with the holiday season, and unlike the Yule Log this one will feature a bunch of people discussing why Peyton Manning only breathes with his mouth open, from the friendly confines of Somerville, MA's Parlor Sports.