The Clog

A short story featuring B-Wack, the star character of the novel “Circus Catch”. 

With the end of Monday Night Football's season comes the end of another triumphant Footballz campaign. Let us celebrate the journey as Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden cannot—by sort of paying attention to the game, and enjoying a live broadcast from Parlor Sports, in scenic Somerville, Mass.

From Tropical Tom Coughlin and the vexingly still-in-the-mix New York Giants to the torpid n' flubby Miami Dolphins, tonight's Monday Night Football game promises to be some pretty drowsy stuff. All the more reason to listen to Footballz LOUD.

There is only one football game left in Week 13, and it is between the charred and mostly loathsome husk of the Dallas football team and the even less appealing team from Washington. This, friends, is when we need Footballz.

After a Footballz that danced up to the edge of psychosis in Week 11, TD is joined by his fellow Footballzers and the smooth, soothing comfort of a totally hideous Monday Night Football game.

Spam comments are back at The Classical by, um, popular demand. As is the custom, we are taking their nonsense words and trying to turn them into poems. This is one of those.

The Buffalo Bills are trying to settle a bunch of weird and opaque scores with the entire rest of the world. The New England Patriots are the best football team on the planet, and somehow even angrier. Oh hell yes it's time to turn up the Footballz.