The Clog

Math may not be the best way to talk about professional wrestling, but the system we have now is just the worst.

Last week, Monday Night Football was just terrible. This week, luckily, the Tennessee Titans are involved. So... wait.

At the moment, half-time in soccer games is more or less an opportunity for players to urinate off-camera. Surely we can do better than that. Or maybe not, who knows.

This Monday night, Mark Sanchez is coming into your home, and he's bringing Jon Gruden with him. You do not have to face this alone.

Heirlooms to treasure, from our collection to yours. Also Scottie Pippen makes for a shockingly good spoonerism.

Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.

The last of Robert O'Connell's postseason sketches concerns one of the last and most inevitable outs of the baseball season.