Love being wrong? Enjoy having some small shred of your emotional well-being and self-image tied to the basketball actions of a jittery 19-year-old? We already know the answer, and yes Classical Bracket Buddies is back on and popping.
People are always asking "How many Timbers play for the Portland Timbers?" and "Is DC really United?" It is literally all anyone is ever talking about. Here's our cynical clickbait cash-in that definitively answers the hottest and most urgent questions in sports.
Marshawn Lynch doesn't like to answer dumb questions. Which leaves us to interpret his generous, toilet-toting commercial for a local Seattle plumbing concern. There's an answer in here, and it's a good one.
Everyone seems to agree that nicknaming Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson "The Splash Brothers" was a pretty solid idea. But do we really need to nickname every other NBA backcourt? The answer is yes. We do need to, and we did.