The Clog

Russell Wilson's night was over. But the brave souls watching the NFL on Greenwich Mean Time still had another four hours before they could catch some sleep.

For many fans, two playoff  appearances in two years would be a cause for celebration even if both attempts ended losing to the same team in the same stadium two seasons in a row. But after Mike Brown's 3 decade long reign of mediocrity, forgive Bengals fans if they don't see what all the fuss is about. 

A new poem about writing less and nail fungus, brought to you by the hundreds of spam comments that we delete every week. Don't thank us, thank the internet.

With a little bit of savvy online shopping and some help from a line of notably un-lifelike sports figurines, fans no longer need to feel left out of the beloved "check out this weird village of Christmas-themed figurines" holiday tradition.