The Clog

Rain or shine, Saturday is opening day for the Baltimore Bohemians, the official upstart minor league soccer team of The Classical. Here, in the second installment of his diary, Bohs co-founder Joe Tirabassi breaks down how it feels to realize a dream, compete with the Preakness' Running of the Toilets, and fear the rain.

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Thinking about sports is fun enough, of course. But wouldn't you like to get out there and be a part of it? Wouldn't you like to get ripped the way the bloggers do?

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A modest proposal for videogame developers, NFL fans, and the NFL itself, starring a cast of thousands (of retired NFL players).

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Dana White is more than the commissioner of the UFC and a human energy drink. He is a valuable source of convoluted, condescending and unconvincing explanations for his league's lousy television ratings, if only you dummies would listen up.

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Theodore Roosevelt won two terms as President of the United States, and is still revered as one of the nation's greatest and most memorable leaders. Which makes it that much weirder that the mascot wearing the comically oversized Teddy Roosevelt head has never won even once in the Washington Nationals' race.

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In real life, Cole Hamels and Bryce Harper are just a couple of happy nu-bros living their dreams. But as recent events have taught us, sometimes being an idiot on the baseball field can be a lot more dangerous than looking like one off of it.

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Warren Buffett and Bill Gates took on Ariel Hsing, a U.S. Olympic team member as part of Berkshire Hathaway's really, really fun shareholder's weekend.

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Could the New York Islanders be Brooklyn-bound? Is the Brooklyn brand China-bound? New uniforms are only the beginning...

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We didn't spend the weekend doing drugs, but we're still a little faded this Monday, Garfield/Office Space style.

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In a bleak week for sports and in general, one moderately pudgy, very fired-up Grizzlies fan went from meme to life-affirming, objectively good emblem for everything we want, and sometimes get, from sports. Thank goodness.

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