The Clog

The new Brooklyn Nets logo is reportedly the work of minority owner and businessman/business, man Jay-Z himself. It also kind of looks like something the guy who recorded "Hola Hovito" might have designed. Because David is too biased (and ignorant) to grade it, we asked artist buddies Joseph Applegate and David Rappoccio to help out.

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Blake Ahearn is not making $10 million this year, despite an amusing Yahoo Sports typo suggesting as much. He is probably the least significant player in the NBA Playoffs. He is also probably cool with all that.

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Because nobody cares about anything more than they care aboout backup goalies, a brief farewell to those eliminated, and an  almost equally brief mazel tov to those who remain. 

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Getting to know @classical_ebooks, Twitter's premier out-of-context Classical-satirizing account. Also an interview conducted more or less entirely in _ebooks-ian prose burp-ups.

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Years after his last moments of basketball relevance, Steve Francis is back on the scene. If "the scene" is a place where a former NBA guard kind of raps about his nice vacations in a faintly Ja Rule-ian style and then makes a video with his kids in it. Is that the scene?

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In 2010, Dominique Ferguson was a blue-chip recruit bound for Kentucky. Today, after following Isiah Thomas to Florida International and being denied the opportunity to transfer in the wake of Zeke's firing, Ferguson is a longshot NBA Draft candidate, and proof of how dangerous it is to be loyal to faithless people and institutions.

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It may be some time before we see instant replay in baseball. But a type of instant replay is already in place in cricket. It's already changing the way the game is played, and could offer some hints of how instant replay could change the way baseball gets played and thought about in the bigs.

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As Jose Canseco leaves Twitter—so he can focus on his revived baseball career, or cultivating his grandiosity, or whatever other reason he does things—a bit of Shelley-an valedictory poetry seems in order.

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The Soccer Pal is not your friend. Wrapping your feet in rubber is not an improvement over tying one's shoelaces properly. And so on: journey, if you dare, into the wonderful world of useless soccer training products.

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Dwayne Schintzius is best remembered for one of the league's most extravagant and meticulously maintained signature haircuts. It says something about the man who named his mullet "The Lobster" that he seemed more or less cool with that. But, haircut notwithstanding, he filled a role.

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