The Clog

After weeks of spectacular toilet games, Monday Night Football has finally turned up a match-up with some real appeal. But enough about the Jets and Bills playing in a mostly empty Ford Field due to a massive snowstorm -- the Ravens and Saints are playing, too!

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A turn-of-the-century ripoff, a whale on a beach, Mick Foley on fire, and Paul Bearer making everyone in Bayou La Batre, Alabama extremely upset. The new issue of The Classical Magazine is ready to thrill you.

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Math may not be the best way to talk about professional wrestling, but the system we have now is just the worst.

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Last week, Monday Night Football was just terrible. This week, luckily, the Tennessee Titans are involved. So... wait.

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At the moment, half-time in soccer games is more or less an opportunity for players to urinate off-camera. Surely we can do better than that. Or maybe not, who knows.

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This Monday night, Mark Sanchez is coming into your home, and he's bringing Jon Gruden with him. You do not have to face this alone.

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Heirlooms to treasure, from our collection to yours. Also Scottie Pippen makes for a shockingly good spoonerism.

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Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.

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The last of Robert O'Connell's postseason sketches concerns one of the last and most inevitable outs of the baseball season.

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Two of the NFL's more loathsome franchises meet in a match-up that... kind of tells you a lot about the NFL circa now, actually. Our advice, as ever, is to let the Footballz team do the thinking for you.

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