The Clog

This Monday night, Mark Sanchez is coming into your home, and he's bringing Jon Gruden with him. You do not have to face this alone.

Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.

Two of the NFL's more loathsome franchises meet in a match-up that... kind of tells you a lot about the NFL circa now, actually. Our advice, as ever, is to let the Footballz team do the thinking for you.

Our heroes attempt a live-and-in-public show. If you cannot be at Parlor Sports in Somerville, Massachusetts, you can of course listen here. It's a Gruden-free space, no matter what.