Spam Poetics: Penn Station Is A Problem

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We've got something of a problem with spam comments at The Classical. In a perfect world, we would of course not have all these spam comments, but in this one we're mining these comments for their moments of poetry. As long as there are spam comments, there will be these poems. If you find poetic spam moments in our comments section and are moved to compose, please feel free to email Dave. Today's poem was inspired by an unusually urban studies-ian comment on Eric Nusbaum's Dontrelle Willis valediction, and comes from the poetical mind of Dave Colon. The first installments can be found here and here and here and here.

 

Penn Station Is A Problem

Penn Station is a problem
Cramped, ugly
And crowded
A basement

It is
a station
That needs
something


Penn Station is a problem
Everyone is trying to fix
New York politicians
And transit executives


It is
a station
That needs
something


But what?
Verifone

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