Introducing The Classical's Spam Poetry Section

Share |

We've got something of a problem with spam comments over here, we know. In a perfect world, we would of course not have all these spam comments, and all of us would not need to read articles about sports in order to find outrageously great deals on bootleg Oakley sunglasses. But in the spirit of creative recuperation, and because there is some really great random English and semi-English in these spam comments, we're going to mine these comments for their moments of poetry. As long as there are spam comments, there will be these poems. If you find poetic spam moments in our comments section and are moved to compose, please feel free to email Dave. Our first poet is super-commenter and Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Sorry Your Heinous.

1. The Candidate

You can find a number,

likely to most almost certainly take into consideration

the rumors,

suspicion...

You’re trying too hard.

Deceive the truth, Nike CTR360Romney

 

2. The Hunger

The USDA said meat

from the infected animal

had not entered the food supply…

 

It is believed

that humans can contract

a similar deadly brain disease,

 

But there is really no concern for alargftrming high hedeels

 

3. Untitled, Morning

The more stronger sunlight, scorching…

Thank you certified nursing assistant

Share |

Comments

less of Deng Han Yu, iron and other people how want war, Louie Castro Miao think that he is a worthy death.Louie Castro Miao come on, sigh loudly: 'Oh, Deng Ye, Wang Tan Lang for the death, woolrich outlet online italia sicuro I am also deeply regret that my people do not keep the situation at hand, you can see, really. is too cruel, Wang Tan Lang has been hunted Li Ergou son, he is woolrich outlet forced to fight back ...... 'Deng woolrich outlet online italia sicuro Han Yu has been a gloomy face, suddenly laughed:. 'Louie Castro Miao, although I hate you, but I have to admit that your hand is too pretty to play this round, I Renzai . 'Louie Castro Miao's attitude is very sincere: 'Deng Ye, woolrich outlet store italia you should never say that in fact, I was a little guy, three meals a day mixed with food and clothing, on the line, no luxury else here. I urge Deng Lord put me on a horse, I promise not to go against the woolrich outlet italia Green Gang. 'Deng Han Yu said: 'Do you think, between us, as well as to resolve the possible?'Louie Castro Miao thought, woolrich outlet italia bologna awe:. 'As long as Deng Ye nod, I think, certainly defuse'Deng Han Yu Miao staring Louie Castro looked and looked, and suddenly asked with a smile: 'Let the middle, have never had any resentment gap, and we talk about how to resolve it you say, right??'Miao Louie Castro laughs: 'right, right, kid thank Deng woolrich outlet italia Ye mercy.''Tomorrow is the day you learn with it anyway, we who do not interfere, woolrich outlet online italia recensioni you young people close to close to each other, but to remember that, do not like today, the wrong person to handle crippled or killed the. ''can not, can not.'Deng Han Yu encourage people, the king greedy wolf's corpse to lift anymore, directed Louie Castro Miao laughed: '? Otherwise, you come, we drink and how'in the past, but also to have life in it? About resentment gap Deng Han Yu, iron war between Miao and Louie Castro, a blessing will be able to resolve in a few words? This point, Louie Castro Miao understand Deng Han Yu and iron war, who woolrich outlet italia mode also woolrich outlet roma understand. However, on the surface, everyone in a good mood, as if that could obliterate allies woolrich outlet italia online and enemies a smile.who believe ah?Louie Castro Miao woolrich outlet italia Xiao Ya and glanced at the seats beside Yang et al, smiled and said:. 'another day, I will accompany Deng Ye a few drinks.'Deng Han Yu did not before, laughed:. 'Well, I'll keep waiting for your big head up'as if nothing happened, Deng Han Yu and iron war, Zhao anyway, Yao exuberant woolrich outlet italia and others have also returned to the seat and continue to drink. However, the scene in the atmosphere, but the more subtle ground up, never recover less than the woolrich outlet online italia sicuro kind of peaceful, cheerful situation a. This is a dance party, but in these people, but rather was rushed to kill Tropical Twist Free Runs one after another bureau, wait a minute, there will be another Zhibu Ding anything about the situation.or caution, they all went to the side, whispered something, even daring to breathe what ah. There are smart, playing with the phone, deliberately set the phone to a very loud alarm sound. Wait until the bell rang, he took the phone out, just keep play some drama.'What? home accident? Well, well, I'll go back.'He also happens to deliberate

Ed Rogers, a senior Asics Tiger Republican strategist, Onitsuka Tiger Mexico 66 said he was “stunned” by the initial comments from the Romney campaign on the tax vs. penalty debate. “I knew a ‘clarification’ had to be coming,” said Rogers. “I’m surprised we had Asics Gel Kayano 17 to wait four days for a Romney correction. Asics Shoes What Romney did as governor of Massachusetts is easy to contrast with what he would do as the president of the nation.” That sentiment was echoed by others in the Republican strategist community. “The most important thing Asics Mexico 66 is Asics Mexico 66 DX that the candidate has it right,” said one senior Republican operative granted anonymity to speak candidly about his party’s nominee. “It’s a tax and should be characterized as such. I don’t know why anyone else would have said otherwise. Perhaps some were overthinking how it would be compared to what he did in Massachusetts.” The political reward of Romney’s new — or, at the very least, clarified — position on the health care ruling is obvious. Republicans have long scored political points by bashing Democrats as lovers of big government who want to finance growth in the size of the bureaucracy by raising taxes. That the key provision of Onitsuka Tiger Mexico 66 Womens Obama’s health Asics Mexico 66 Mid care law was upheld due to a tax provision, then, fits perfectly into an advantageous political frame for Romney — and Republicans more broadly.

"You can find a number

from the infected animal,

assistant."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fUEYs3TsFA