The Clog

September 22, 2015 11:09 AM

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 7: Oklahoma City Thunder

In which a bunch of adjectives get dumped on Billy Donovan's angular head.

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September 21, 2015 07:43 PM

Footballz Podcast, The Premier Alternate Audio Track For Monday Night Football, Returns

...and with it, the battle is rejoined. Tonight, our heroes rejoin the battle, and provide a healthy Gruden-free alternative—and jokes, and music, and a fourth quarter guest—to a Monday night tradition.

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September 21, 2015 11:21 AM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 6: Indiana Pacers

In which all the ways Monta Ellis is like Paul Beatty are delineated.

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September 17, 2015 01:03 PM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 5: Dallas Mavericks

In which the NBA's most aesthetically pleasing team dissolves, and reforms as something altogether less inspiring.

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September 17, 2015 10:41 AM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 4: Los Angeles Lakers

In which just a whole bunch of bile is dispersed, like a whale pissing into the sea.

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September 16, 2015 11:15 AM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 3: Houston Rockets

In which old friends reconnect, and advice is dispensed in all-caps.

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September 15, 2015 11:46 AM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 2: Philadelphia 76ers

In which the pointlessness of it all is discussed.

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September 14, 2015 10:40 AM

Colin McGowan

They Can't All Be Winners, Part 1: Charlotte Hornets

In which George Lucas and America's Favorite Sociopath Circa 1996 are compared.

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September 9, 2015 10:13 AM

Sam Quinn

A Modest Proposal to Move the Pro Bowl

Apparently, 8.77 million people watched the 2015 Pro Bowl. You are not one of them.

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August 23, 2015 03:57 PM

Steven Lebron

Ballers, and The Rock's Quest to Make Entourage Watchable

HBO's Ballers is a sportsified Entourage with The Rock as a more handsome version of Vinnie Chase, if Adrian Grenier were played by an actor with actual presence. And it definitely could be worse.

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