Topic: The Disabled List

August 31, 2012

I was a good brawler. I was physically mature but short. This made me stronger than nearly everyone, and without any gangliness. I’d get leverage, and for a moment, I’d transmit every ounce of my 15-year-old-boy-shit into the middle of some other kid’s back–let him deal with it.

August 17, 2012

Todd Bertuzzi is famous for harming people as a hockey player. But credit where it's due: one of the NHL's baddest did come up with a very good way to nearly kill a (female) 11-year-old goalie back when he was just a minor league star/budding sociopath.

August 9, 2012

The debut of a new series, featuring your stories of the worst thing you ever did to your body while playing sports. The first episode stars Brian K. Blickenstaff's balky knee.