Topic: Tealness

December 24, 2012

Picking the right hideous NBA jersey isn't easy, considering how many assaultively teal, dinosaur-afflicted, outsized-logo'ed options there are to choose from. But for those looking to get just the right horrible, sleeveless last-minute gift, we present the conclusion of our Classical Gift-Buying Supplement: this handy (if by no means comprehensive) guide.

December 17, 2012

Christmas is nearly here, and Hannukah is already over, and somehow some of you still haven't purchased gifts for your loved ones. This is frankly appalling of you, but we've got you covered anyway.