Topic: Talking About Things

December 28, 2015

With the end of Monday Night Football's season comes the end of another triumphant Footballz campaign. Let us celebrate the journey as Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden cannot—by sort of paying attention to the game, and enjoying a live broadcast from Parlor Sports, in scenic Somerville, Mass.

December 7, 2015

There is only one football game left in Week 13, and it is between the charred and mostly loathsome husk of the Dallas football team and the even less appealing team from Washington. This, friends, is when we need Footballz.

November 9, 2015

The strangest quarterback rivalry in the NFL takes center stage on one of those moderately depressing Monday Night Football games. This is why we need Footballz, and when we need it most.

October 26, 2015

In which TD drowns out the spectacle of the Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals pecking ineffectually at each other with some help from comedian Sarah Boatright and Onion AV Club EIC John Teti. As ever, a Gruden-free experience is GUARANTEED.

October 5, 2015

With one of our co-hosts off the internet, our heroes are forced to scramble and create in the open field. Expect Russell Wilson results, not Colin Kaepernick results.

September 21, 2015

...and with it, the battle is rejoined. Tonight, our heroes rejoin the battle, and provide a healthy Gruden-free alternative—and jokes, and music, and a fourth quarter guest—to a Monday night tradition.

March 26, 2015

Part of writing about sports is asking questions of people who don't necessarily want to answer them. It's not fun for anyone, but it's worth doing. So: what questions are worth asking?

November 10, 2014

This Monday night, Mark Sanchez is coming into your home, and he's bringing Jon Gruden with him. You do not have to face this alone.

November 3, 2014

Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.

October 27, 2014

Two of the NFL's more loathsome franchises meet in a match-up that... kind of tells you a lot about the NFL circa now, actually. Our advice, as ever, is to let the Footballz team do the thinking for you.