Topic: Seattle Things

September 25, 2015

We're not allowed to embed the extremely good rap anthem that Russell Wilson recorded to impress his teammates and cement his relationship with some of America's most popular brands. It's complicated. But we do have a transcript.

January 30, 2015

Marshawn Lynch doesn't like to answer dumb questions. Which leaves us to interpret his generous, toilet-toting commercial for a local Seattle plumbing concern. There's an answer in here, and it's a good one.