Last weekend, Formula One racing returned to the United States in, of all places, Austin, Texas. The result was an epic self-satire of plutocratic excess, a boondoggle and, improbably, a pretty decent time.
Which are the best horses in the Kentucky Derby? We can't tell you that. We can, however, tell you which ones have the best names. The good, the great, and the super-weird (same difference), ranked.
