Topic: Predictions

October 31, 2013

In which we reach the point in the NFL season where we can acknowledge that many/most of these teams are not fun to watch, and probably not having much fun themselves. And then push on, and make predictions anyway.

October 24, 2013

Marv Levy sings, the Jets are shouted about for hard-to-discern reasons, and a journey to the heart of the Jacksonville Axis of Sads. Also predictions for this week's slate of NFL games.

October 17, 2013

Philip Rivers will pump his ROOM, the Seahawks will never look the part, and a little-known Peyton Manning factoid you won't get anywhere else. Also some predictions about this week's slate of NFL games.

October 3, 2013

Sad parking lots, the joys of Russell Wilson running around terrified, and a children's book called J.J. Watt The Patriotic Violence Mountain. Also some predictions for the NFL's Week 5 slate of games.

September 26, 2013

A strategic cockney accent from Roger Goodell, some lessons from a good new book by a former NFL tight end, the continuing cosmic be-thwartment of Brandon Weeden, and also some NFL games, predicted.

September 19, 2013

The Sad Bowl. The Browns in, um, transition. Scary moments and metaphors in which you are both the Colts and a failing comedian. Week Three of the NFL season, everybody!

September 12, 2013

In which our prognosticator gets very nervous about the Seahawks and willingly enters a blacked-out Jets bar. Also the Jaguars play the Raiders this week, and there's the pageantry of the Jeff Fisher versus Mike Smith Stepdad Bowl.

September 5, 2013

As of Thursday night, the NFL is back, for better and worse and the Jaguars-ianly meh. So we might as well take a stab at predicting the week's outcomes, then?