After enduring a night of Kevin Garnett at his Kevin Garnett-iest, it's easy to understand why he's one of the most hated players in the league for opposing fans and players. But it's probably even easier to understand why someone would write this poem about him.
Stymie started with a simple, good idea from founding editor Eric Smetana: smart sports storytelling in a variety of different styles. From that good idea has come a consistently good literary magazine focused on exploring sports through the lenses of fiction and poetry.
In which an especially avant-garde spam comment about Justin Bieber, skateboarding, and (mostly) misused words inspires our spam poets to go above and beyond, into the realm of experimental diptychs and spoken word. It's weird.