Topic: Our Infant Tongues

June 1, 2012

Why is it important to me to mention that I never once doubted Scottie Pippen in ’93–’94, ’94 being the year I got my learner's permit and struggled mightily with the stubborn clutch of the blue Honda Civic hatchback that I in fact crashed into the driveway basketball hoop at something slower than 5 m.p.h., which nevertheless generated enough momentum to bend the poor post from a 90- to a 45-degree angle with the lawn?