He can't shoot, not even a little bit. He's a recent Rookie of the Year who is making a living as a sixth man at the age of 24. And yet Tyreke Evans, flaws and all, is still making it happen, and maybe playing better than he ever has.
From the moment his dead mascot eyes met ours, people who care have written off new New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre as a terrifying nightmare bird. Which he is, honestly. But which maybe isn't as bad as it sounds.
Whatever Super Bowl Sunday brings us, Krewe du Vieux's float of a giant vagina eating Roger Goodell has already given us the most enduring, and maybe most appropriate (if still plenty inappropriate), image for Super Bowl XLV.
The Final Four is going to be a big deal for local businesses, and the sex industry is right there alongside hotels, restaurants and t-shirt counterfeiters when it comes to cashing in. Here's a stripper's scouting report on what to expect if you're expecting to give lapdances to mustachioed Ohio State fans, among other things.