Topic: Miami Marlins

April 11, 2013

The baseball season is very long, and to be as long as it is, games must begin in April, when it is still frankly too cold for baseball. Still, as with all things baseball, there's something divine and awesome in it, even when you can't feel your fingers.

November 19, 2012

Marlins fans might be having a difficult time getting motivated for next season. Luckily for them, the team's new left fielder Juan Pierre is here to help. Let's get psyched, everyone!

November 14, 2012

The jokes are right there when it comes to Jeffrey Loria's recent situationist prank/gutting of the Miami Marlins. But even with baseball's evilest muppet acting his evilest in the middle of it all, it's tough to laugh at the latest bit of avant-garde shamelessness from baseball's worst owner. Tough, but not impossible.

May 29, 2012

It's big, bold, goofy and as thorough Willy Wonka-fied as any sports stadium that has ever existed. But for all the conversation about new lime green home of the Miami Marlins, two questions remain: is it a good place to watch a ballgame, and how will it look years down the road?

March 26, 2012

One video of the Miami Marlins garish home run nightmare machine. One bit of druggy-ish rock and roll. One prescription for 100% drug-free, safe-for-work Monday vision questage.

March 5, 2012

The Miami Marlins are a team of obvious talent, led by strong personalities, playing for an organization that has disregarded expectations of what a baseball game should look like for fans. They scream to be considered as an experience in a way that no baseball team has for a long time.