If it seems like JaVale McGee is playing a different type of basketball than everyone else in the NBA, it's because he is. McGee is playing his game, in his own strange way. It doesn't always make sense, but it sure is something to watch.
Because science is important, because things change, and because it was time, we present an up-to-date and supremely scientistic list of the 50 Most Free Darko Players in the NBA.
In which JaVale McGee shows us where the action really is on All-Star Weekend. UPDATED: With additional slang editorializing.
JaVale's mother does spoken word on Oprah.