Topic: Football

December 28, 2015

With the end of Monday Night Football's season comes the end of another triumphant Footballz campaign. Let us celebrate the journey as Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden cannot—by sort of paying attention to the game, and enjoying a live broadcast from Parlor Sports, in scenic Somerville, Mass.

December 14, 2015

From Tropical Tom Coughlin and the vexingly still-in-the-mix New York Giants to the torpid n' flubby Miami Dolphins, tonight's Monday Night Football game promises to be some pretty drowsy stuff. All the more reason to listen to Footballz LOUD.

December 7, 2015

There is only one football game left in Week 13, and it is between the charred and mostly loathsome husk of the Dallas football team and the even less appealing team from Washington. This, friends, is when we need Footballz.

November 30, 2015

After a Footballz that danced up to the edge of psychosis in Week 11, TD is joined by his fellow Footballzers and the smooth, soothing comfort of a totally hideous Monday Night Football game.

November 23, 2015

The Buffalo Bills are trying to settle a bunch of weird and opaque scores with the entire rest of the world. The New England Patriots are the best football team on the planet, and somehow even angrier. Oh hell yes it's time to turn up the Footballz.

November 16, 2015

In response to a less-than-thrilling Monday Night Football match-up, our heroes respond with a full slate of in-studio guests, a special call-in guest, and basically anything else necessary to distract you from the Houston Texans.

November 9, 2015

The strangest quarterback rivalry in the NFL takes center stage on one of those moderately depressing Monday Night Football games. This is why we need Footballz, and when we need it most.

November 2, 2015

In which our heroes pass on all the newfangled tricks and gimmicks, say no-thanks to all the finesse stuff, and go forward with an old-fashioned, no-guest, power-Footballz approach for Panthers/Colts on Monday Night Football.

October 26, 2015

In which TD drowns out the spectacle of the Baltimore Ravens and Arizona Cardinals pecking ineffectually at each other with some help from comedian Sarah Boatright and Onion AV Club EIC John Teti. As ever, a Gruden-free experience is GUARANTEED.

October 19, 2015

The New York Giants and the Philadelphia Eagles don't like each other very much. Which is interesting, because they're not very popular among anyone but their fans, either. When they square off, it's a Monday Night Football to mute, and then talk over.