Topic: Dead Mascot Eyes

April 7, 2014

The NCAA Tournament will work itself out on the court, as it always does. But the debate over which mascot reigns supreme is something that can only be resolved through serious (not that serious) intellectual debate. Here is how one group of mascot scholars pursues the truth.

November 7, 2013

From the moment his dead mascot eyes met ours, people who care have written off new New Orleans Pelicans mascot Pierre as a terrifying nightmare bird. Which he is, honestly. But which maybe isn't as bad as it sounds.

December 12, 2011

Baseball fans are all feeling a little let down right now. But there's no sense in (ballroom) dancing around the thing that's on all of our minds.