The Soccer Pal is not your friend. Wrapping your feet in rubber is not an improvement over tying one's shoelaces properly. And so on: journey, if you dare, into the wonderful world of useless soccer training products.
Is it art? Is it something from which you can hang coats or sweaters or whatever? Most importantly, does it have Mets legend Keith Hernandez's smiling face on it? Yes, and yes, and yes, and we love it. This is the coat rack that changed everything.