Topic: Classical Recurrences

November 7, 2014

Heirlooms to treasure, from our collection to yours. Also Scottie Pippen makes for a shockingly good spoonerism.

November 3, 2014

Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.

October 30, 2014

The last of Robert O'Connell's postseason sketches concerns one of the last and most inevitable outs of the baseball season.

October 27, 2014

Two of the NFL's more loathsome franchises meet in a match-up that... kind of tells you a lot about the NFL circa now, actually. Our advice, as ever, is to let the Footballz team do the thinking for you.

October 20, 2014

Our heroes attempt a live-and-in-public show. If you cannot be at Parlor Sports in Somerville, Massachusetts, you can of course listen here. It's a Gruden-free space, no matter what.

October 13, 2014

The Rams are a mystery, and they are on Monday Night Football. Together, we can figure this out. Or at least listen to Mac and TD play records and talk to various smart people instead of listening to Jon Gruden try to explain things.

October 10, 2014

The latest of Robert O'Connell's postseason sketches concerns a big swing that wasn't quite big enough, from a player who swings harder than just about any other.

October 9, 2014

It's been a while, but we're already working on the next issue of The Classical Magazine. It's about wrestling, and eventually you will be able to read it.

October 7, 2014

The latest installment in Robert O'Connell's October sketchbook concerns John Lackey, October's favorite a-hole.

October 6, 2014

A football team whose name right-thinking people an't really bear to say aloud. One Gruden discussing another Gruden. Truly a Monday night like no other.