Topic: Bartolo Colon

June 8, 2015

A poem about the most important moment in the history of baseball, which has not yet happened, and might not happen, but should definitely happen.

March 12, 2014

It's spring. Jason Giambi is leading, Ian Kinsler is taking umbrage, and Bartolo Colon is eating balloon animals at birthday parties. So, pretty much the usual.

May 20, 2013

Bartolo Colon is not one of the more exciting or electric pitchers to watch in baseball. This seems fine to him, honestly. What El Barto is after seems much simpler and more enlightened than that.