Jeremy Gordon is a New York-based writer who regularly contributes to the Wall Street Journal, BULLETT and Noisey. He also manages Brooklyn's Finest, an ESPN/TrueHoop-affiliated blog about the Brooklyn Nets.
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He'll never be mistaken for Kevin Love, but after a decade as a NBA meme made pasty flesh, Brian Scalabrine has proven that he's something more, and more complicated, than an exceptionally well-paid human meme.
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