Ian Cohen writes about all things vaguely emo for Pitchfork, Spin, MTV Hive and LA Weekly. You can find him on Twitter @en_cohen.
For football fans, the NFL Draft feels a lot like Christmas morning, only with Mel Kiper Jr. and an obviously inebriated Chris Berman standing in for Santa Claus. But some gifts are defective. In the interest of tamping down expectations—and harshing your draft day mellow—here are some worst-case scenarios for the draft's most highly regarded quarterbacks.
Master P and the No Limit Soldiers have much to teach us about improving the NBA's All-Star Weekend, if only we listen to them. Or... actually you can still learn these lessons if you watch "Make 'Em Say Ugh!" on mute. Maybe do that.
Philadelphia fans earned their reputation for loutish discontent the old fashioned way—by being really loutish, and never being content. So why, in the wake of the Philadelphia Eagles' epic flameout, are America's angriest fans so chilled out?