The debate over whether the German soccer team should visit Auschwitz this summer has devolved into an absurd comedy of manners.
Marshawn Lynch is playing a mafia security guard in a Seattle-produced movie. Like Dennis Haysbert, Val Kilmer, and various other actors in HEAT, he is going to get smoked during a bank robbery.
Los Angeles Kings goaltender Jonathan Bernier was forced to remove the HOLLYWOOD sign from his mask after the sign's keepers, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce, threatened legal action against him. Yep, this pretty much confirms every terrible stereotype about Los Angeles.
Israel's terrible decision to brand its 2012 Summer Olympic team with a mascot has resulted in various disasters, including copyright infringement, shameless corporate shilling, and crimes against aesthetics.
Over the weekend, Martin Brodeur won his 650th regular season game. It can feel at times, that he is infinite. But on his official website, you can see that Brodeur's past, right down to his OP gear and junior mustaches, has been carefully documented by his father, an Olympic goaltender himself, and famed hockey photographer.