After weeks of spectacular toilet games, Monday Night Football has finally turned up a match-up with some real appeal. But enough about the Jets and Bills playing in a mostly empty Ford Field due to a massive snowstorm -- the Ravens and Saints are playing, too!
A turn-of-the-century ripoff, a whale on a beach, Mick Foley on fire, and Paul Bearer making everyone in Bayou La Batre, Alabama extremely upset. The new issue of The Classical Magazine is ready to thrill you.
Are you ready to spend your Monday night looking at the open doofy mouths of Eli Manning and Andrew Luck? Probably not, it's a very difficult thing to confront! Let Footballz help. Together, we can do this.