Author Bio & Stories

  • An in-depth non-conversation with a semi-celebrity, on occasion of (almost) talking to Mario Lopez about the ultimate Final Four garbage food.

  • Tim Tebow does more than run well and pass less well. The guy can also use his words, as he showed in his first press conference as a member of the Jets. Some words, to be fair, got used a lot more than others.

  • One video of the Miami Marlins garish home run nightmare machine. One bit of druggy-ish rock and roll. One prescription for 100% drug-free, safe-for-work Monday vision questage.

  • The horror of Trayvon Martin's murder in Sanford, Florida is a lot to take, for a lot of very good reasons. But for all the horror and ugliness that the case revealed and has continued to reveal, the response to this injustice has also contained a fragile sort of hope. That the NBA Players Association, the Miami Heat, and LeBron James (of all people) have been a part of that is surprising, and inspiring in its own right.

  • Catching up with the Baltimore Bohemians our favorite and most freshly dipped minor league soccer team. Jerseys and t-shirts are now for sale, and the struggle continues.

  • It's not quite baseball season. But whenever former teammates give each others' phone numbers out on Twitter, and wherever Major League teams seem ready to give Jack Cust at-bats, Yakkin' About Baseball will be there.

  • A fourth grader's perspective on ski jumping, and what we can learn from it. Besides ski jumping looking both terrifying and fun.

  • March 17, 2012
    Season Of The O'Quinn The Clog

    The O'Quinn family knows how to deliver on camera, even if what Norfolk State's Kyle and Terry "The Stepfather" O'Quinn have in common is finally nothing more than a last name, a flair for the dramatic and awesomeness.

  • TruTV: running crappy local ads, plugging "Topeka Pawn" and "American Hamtasters," somehow looking dimmer than the other NCAA Tournament networks, and otherwise making things better for all of us.

  • If you're going to watch the NCAA Tournament, and you by all means should, please be sure that you're not doing it in the wrong place. Although you shouldn't be watching anything on Adam Carolla's in-dash television, anyway. Why did you get in a car with that guy?