After nearly three decades in a business full of blowhards and bile-geysers, CBS and ESPN color commentator Bill Raftery remains the happiest man in college basketball. We're all the richer for it.
Outsider art? Standard YouTube randomness burp-up? Collaboration between Jenny Holzer and the Eastern European muppet version of the "Honey Badger" narrator? What are these things?
Is it art? Is it something from which you can hang coats or sweaters or whatever? Most importantly, does it have Mets legend Keith Hernandez's smiling face on it? Yes, and yes, and yes, and we love it. This is the coat rack that changed everything.
With the New England Patriots bringing their bleak brilliance to the Super Bowl, fans are once again left to wonder at a team that has managed to make greatness look so impossibly small.