In a perfect world, "Clipper" Darrell Bailey would be able to fire Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. In this one, it's the other way around.
A blockbuster article in Sports Illustrated doesn't look good for UCLA Coach Ben Howland. But if anyone escapes the wreckage of the once-proud Bruins basketball program unscathed, employable and unembarrassed, it will probably be him.
Thanks to the magic of the internet, the appeal of big band music, the demonstrated biases of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, and Jason "White Chocolate" Williams, we have just made a film that sure looks like an Oscar contender.