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David Roth

David Roth is an editor and co-founder of The Classical and a staff writer at SB Nation. He tweets, primarily about things he hates, @david_j_roth.

December 2, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: Saints And Seabirds And Obvious Bias — The Clog

Tonight's Monday Night Football game is a good one, and so a good one to talk about. While our heroes at the Footballz Podcast will be doing just that, one of them will have his own personal biases to contend with. Or, more likely, just give into.
November 27, 2013
Thanks, And Two Years — The Clog

This is the time of year to be doing things like feeling grateful. It is also, not coincidentally, just about our second birthday. Thanks for all that.
November 25, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: San Francisco Football Team and Washington Football Team — The Clog

Can our heroes make it through an entire Monday Night Football broadcast without uttering a crude racial slur for Native Americans? It depends on how well the Washington Football Unit plays, but they're sure going to try.
November 18, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: Live From Patriot Country — The Clog

Our heroes journey deep into New England Patriots country -- or, anyway, to a bar in Cambridge -- for a live show. There will be guests, and people in the background pronouncing Danny Amendola's name "Amendoler" and you should probably listen. Or, if you're near Middlesex in Cambridge, go there and listen to it in person.
November 11, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: Florida Is Sinking — The Clog

It's in the rules: tonight's game between the Miami Dolphins and the Tampa Bay Schiano-Hostages must be played. It's not in the rules that you must listen to Footballz talk about it during the game, but you still should.
November 11, 2013
Cobb County, 2019

A father, a son and the old ways of building a new stadium for a team that mostly doesn't need one.
November 4, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: More McCown In The Monitors — The Clog

In which our heroes play music, make jokes, talk about football and -- in the sort of stroke of good luck that comes along only a few times per season -- will have an actual interesting NFL game to watch on a Monday night.
October 28, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: That Seattle (Seahawks) Sound — The Clog

The Seattle Seahawks. The Zombie St. Louis Rams. The Footballz Podcast instead of ESPN's Monday Night crew talking about the game those two teams have. Finally, a healthy, filling Gruden Alternative for the rest of us!
October 28, 2013
Spam Poetics: A Becoming — The Clog

In an inspirational return, our spam poetry series tackles the big questions, including the lifestyle of an SEO Panda.
October 21, 2013
Monday Night Alternate Audio: Eli Manning's Face, Josh Freeman's Arm and Footballz — The Clog

ESPN's Monday Night Football yawp-squad will find a way to bring up Peyton Manning tonight, even though he is not playing in tonight's game. There is another way.

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