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Classical Squadron

One of us equals many of us. Also many of us equals many of us.

  • May 10, 2013
    To The Future: Introducing The Classical Magazine — The Clog

    We're 18 months old and still toddling. But we're not trying to toddle forever, which is why we're launching The Classical Magazine. Get to know it.

  • February 28, 2013
    Letter to the Editor — The Clog

    The “Official Hangout of March Madness” boasts more than 20 sauces and seasonings for fans to dip, dunk, and devour to ease the pain of watching their brackets disintegrate. But fans should be aware that the chicken they’re eating may have also been dunked in feces.

  • October 15, 2012
    Great Moments in Press Releases — The Clog

    We present to you, without comment, our favorite press release ... ever.

  • May 7, 2012
    Case of the Mondays — The Clog

    We didn't spend the weekend doing drugs, but we're still a little faded this Monday, Garfield/Office Space style.

  • March 16, 2012
    Reasons To Be Mad, Part Two

    Further bite-size thoughts on why we watch and care—or don't, and don't—basketball in March, from Classical staffers and fellow travelers.

  • March 15, 2012
    Reasons To Be Mad, Part One

    Welcome to Total Basketball Immersion. While everyone who cares to be subsumed in the mania of the first few days of the NCAA tournament is already happily there, we all find ourselves here for our own reasons. Here are a few of the reasons why we watch, from various Classical staffers, contributors and fellow travelers.