Author Bio & Stories

  • February 19, 2015
    Every Game A Story

    We have a new series about baseball. You should write for it.

  • February 19, 2015
    Our Submissions Guidelines The Clog

    That thing you're thinking about writing? You should probably send us a pitch.

  • The Classical is going through some changes. But good ones, the kind where people high five at the end of the movie because they've successfully landed the plane and all learned something about themselves along the way. 

  • With the November's issue of The Magazine coming out this Monday -- at 3.99, it makes the perfect Thanksgiving gift for the sporps fan in your life! -- the hills of the Classical are alive with wrestling. And who better to talk about how wonderful wrestling can be than two guys who make a living off of designing and selling wrestling t-shirts? 

  • With Wrestlemania upon us, why not get acquainted with some of our greatest wrasslin' hits?

  • Another week, another installment of the streaming football podcast-y thing that is decidedly not hosted by Ron Jaworski, Jon Gruden and Mike Tirico.

  • We're 18 months old and still toddling. But we're not trying to toddle forever, which is why we're launching The Classical Magazine. Get to know it.

  • February 28, 2013
    Letter to the Editor The Clog

    The “Official Hangout of March Madness” boasts more than 20 sauces and seasonings for fans to dip, dunk, and devour to ease the pain of watching their brackets disintegrate. But fans should be aware that the chicken they’re eating may have also been dunked in feces.

  • We present to you, without comment, our favorite press release ... ever.

  • May 7, 2012
    Case of the Mondays The Clog

    We didn't spend the weekend doing drugs, but we're still a little faded this Monday, Garfield/Office Space style.