The “Official Hangout of March Madness” boasts more than 20 sauces and seasonings for fans to dip, dunk, and devour to ease the pain of watching their brackets disintegrate. But fans should be aware that the chicken they’re eating may have also been dunked in feces.
Further bite-size thoughts on why we watch and care—or don't, and don't—basketball in March, from Classical staffers and fellow travelers.
Welcome to Total Basketball Immersion. While everyone who cares to be subsumed in the mania of the first few days of the NCAA tournament is already happily there, we all find ourselves here for our own reasons. Here are a few of the reasons why we watch, from various Classical staffers, contributors and fellow travelers.