Bubbles Burbujas is a career stripper who started dancing while Clinton was in office. She has a B.A. in English and enjoys playing totally inappropriate music at work. She's on Twitter, has a Tumblr, and contributes to Tits and Sass.
The inaugural meeting between Austin and Formula One racing was exactly as strange as expected. But in Austin's strip clubs, at least, it made for three days of lucrative cultural exchange (and boners). Even the Quebecois couldn't ruin it.
The Final Four is going to be a big deal for local businesses, and the sex industry is right there alongside hotels, restaurants and t-shirt counterfeiters when it comes to cashing in. Here's a stripper's scouting report on what to expect if you're expecting to give lapdances to mustachioed Ohio State fans, among other things.