This week's Smith/Waiters power rankings features an unexpected appearance from someone who is neither JR Smith nor Dion Waiters, and probably the most prolonged comparison between Jennifer Jason Leigh and JR Smith ever attempted.
If the Slam Dunk Contest is going to get back to where it was, and into a glorious future, it is going to have to go big, get weird, and embrace Kenny Loggins' contribution to the Top Gun soundtrack. Drake, Sting, and Val Kilmer can help.
Competitive bearding? Please. Why would anyone want to grow flamboyant facial hair in the first place? Believing there was no better way to understand the competition and its participants, Hal Sundt entered.