If the Slam Dunk Contest is going to get back to where it was, and into a glorious future, it is going to have to go big, get weird, and embrace Kenny Loggins' contribution to the Top Gun soundtrack. Drake, Sting, and Val Kilmer can help.
Competitive bearding? Please. Why would anyone want to grow flamboyant facial hair in the first place? Believing there was no better way to understand the competition and its participants, Hal Sundt entered.
Mark Henry becomes the World's Strongest Unicorn, Dean Ambrose turns into the World's Dumbest Wrestler and Daniel Bryan proves that he's the World's Toughest Vegan one last time. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you.