Someone's doing impromptu taxidermy in your back yard? That's a good time to head to the ballpark instead.

In which Whoopi Goldberg inherits a Knicks team with Greg Ostertag and Dwayne Schintzius on it and leads it to the playoffs. It's not a documentary, and James Dolan still thinks Isiah Thomas would've done a better job.

Possessing a roughly equal level of relative truthiness, campaign trailers and wrestling vignettes have significantly more in common with one another than you'd realize. Or probably would be comfortable with if you think about it too hard.

Frank Kaminsky's Wisconsin tenure ended a week ago. That doesn't mean he's stopped being a college basketball player.

Playoff baseball can be excruciatingly, wonderfully hard to watch when it's at its best. Now imagine being forced to watch one of the greatest playoff games in history in total silence.

Baseball's new pace-of-play rules are totally reasonable and useful. But what's right about baseball is also what's boring about it, and the game might as well admit as much.

Even after his relapse, nobody can take Josh Hamilton's days of sobriety away from him. If you're an addict, that's something you understand far too well.

2015 may be rough for Phillies fans. Let's remember one unlikely night in 2012 when baseball was a lot of fun.

Some pilgrims walk to Canterbury. Some take the ferry to AT&T Park.

Sports' position as a moral force has slipped in the last few decades. It's time for them to make a comeback.