The NCAA Tournament will work itself out on the court, as it always does. But the debate over which mascot reigns supreme is something that can only be resolved through serious (not that serious) intellectual debate. Here is how one group of mascot scholars pursues the truth.
With the new Reality Era of meta, multiplatform storytelling, professional wrestling has experienced a revolution. Not surprisingly, it involves a guy in a beard, a sea of t-shirts and the power of the people.
A look at the logic behind the booking for WrestleMania XXX with Kayfabermetrics' Matthew Timmons. We'll try to answer all the questions you may have about the WWE's Showcase of the Immortals. Maybe even why is the Shield perpetually wet.
The middle of the NBA, and the bottom of the playoff pack, is supposed to be the worst place to be. The Mavericks and Bulls seem not to care much, and have made doomed middle-class striving look downright dignified in the process.
In which our heroes escape from the Fan Cave and into the freedom of actual meaningful professional baseball. Scott Spiezio's band is there, for some reason, but on this one day it doesn't matter so much.
Mike Trout has been baseball's most valuable player over the last two years, and has been paid just a fraction of what he's worth. He could change that, and a lot of other things about how baseball works, if he wanted to.