Goldust gets weird(er), The Rock gets wild and The Authority gets what they want. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet. Just for you!

For the first time in the history of the Royal Rumble, one man will be defending his title against 29 other performers. About half the crowd hates that guy. What's the Worst That Could Happen? 

Nick Bond

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They can't all be winners.

The stars of tomorrow don't always pan out, but sometimes, wonderfully, they pan out in ways you would never expect. Sergi Roberto, Barcelona's new do-it-all utility man, is one such pleasant surprise.

Jericho continues to Cool Dad, The New Day keeps on keepin' on, and The Wyatts maybe not be players, but they crush a lot. Raw Regurgitated, on the internet, just for you!

Even in the under-10 demographic, Yankee fans were typically better-looking, wealthier, and more athletic than Mets fans, who tended to be chubbier or punier or, in my case, nerdier than the general elementary school population. It makes sense when you think about it. People who are accustomed to winning in real life will naturally gravitate toward the franchise that symbolizes excellence. It takes a certain amount of humility and comfort with being a loser to pull for a raggedy crew of screw-ups.

Vince & Steph style and profile, Ric & Charlotte bail, and Brock & Paul put on a show. Raw Regurgitated on the internet, just for you!

There was a moment in time when Billy Crystal was a bankable star who could make whatever movie he wanted. And he once wanted to make a rom-com about Debra Winger falling in love with a smuggish NBA ref.

Chris Jericho is the Coolest Dad in the room, Charlotte is the biggest jerk in the Divas' division and Roman never stops believing, until it's too late. Monday Night Raw, regurgitated on the internet just for you!

For the modern basketball fan, the League Pass provides the chance to watch basically everything, and logic follows that any sane individual would take advantage of the opportunity by watching either completely stacked teams or highflyers. But who ever said logic applies to fandom?