Johnny Get Your Hancock

Johnny Manziel is in trouble for taking money for autographs. The solution to this controversy is simple: sign more autographs for money.
Share |

I hold this truth to be self evident: if a second party offers you cash for nothing more than your personal signature, you have the unalienable right to sell that chicken-scratch for whatever the free market will bear.

Johnny, it’s time. Time for your boy Nate Fitch to work his phone and dial up a cannonball splash of a press conference. To hell with ESPN, to hell with CNN, to hell with Fox, go out and blast this game-changing statement on QVC. No mixed bouquet of microphones – grab your Sharpie and stand Heisman proud in front of great glass shelves of helmets, hats, and jerseys, bring along the Hooters girls and stack piles of paraphernalia from every university, pro franchise, and barbecue joint in Texas.

Show, don’t tell. Sign.

Sign every randomly proffered Horned Frogs lid, every Cotton Bowl pennant, every tee-shirt from Smokey’s and Mavericks and Stubbs. Sign until the pad of your thumb cramps and a permanent ink divot digs deep into your middle finger, sign until your entire wrist feels like it’s going to detach, melt down, burst into flames. Call it weakness leaving your body or no pain no gain or whatever cliché keeps you in motion, but sign, sign, sign. Sign. Operators are standing by. Se habla Español.

Johnny, sell every last autographed scrap because some stern-faced columnists are very upset and TV types are getting paid hundreds of dollars an hour to install their “Ma’am-I’m-afraid-we-have-some-terrible-news” faces, biting their made-up lips and slowly shaking shellacked heads as they lay out the serious allegations facing Johnny Manziel. Those faces: the drug bust face, the sexual assault face, the untimely death face, they’re making that exact same face because maybe – just maybe – you dared take ownership of your own name.

Johnny, those anchors and experts are breathing through their teeth, and with each pained inhalation they cite the damning evidence provided by some hustler who gets paid seven bucks a pop to confirm your hand-written signatures are in fact your hand-written signatures. What a country, Johnny, this country where not one of those anchors and experts has the heart to leap off their padded seat and holler: WHY CAN’T THE KID SIGNING THE SHIT MAKE A FRIGGIN’ CENT!!!

Johnny, you can be the one. The one who makes a difference, the kind of difference that may outlast everything you ever do inside the lines. You can lead the way great leaders do: by following a calling you never thought would be yours, by taking a stand you never anticipated, by finding yourself on the right side of history rather than chasing a longstanding agenda or a cynical plan. Or maybe don’t think of it that way. Maybe think of it as: fuck ‘em.

***

Don’t skulk, don’t hide, don’t rely on backroom deals and middlemen. Stand smiling firm and sell every damn autograph you can. Stand firm and force the NCAA pay a $500 p/hr suit to pace before a judge or arbitrator, force them to make a clear legal argument that the right to sell your signature extends to every man, woman, and child in the free world – or everyone except you and your immediate family.

And Johnny, while those scolds clock hour after hour deciding your fate, you can load up all those helmets, hats, and Stubbs tee-shirts, you can just set up shop right outside the damn hearing. Maybe don’t bring the great glass shelves this time – those will be heavy and breakable and you don’t need the excess overhead. Regular folding tables will do, you stand in front of those tables with your QVC cameras rolling and your operators standing by, and then you go on and sign and sell every damn thing in arm’s reach.

Then, when the lawyers come out and hand over the written decision, go run off reams of copies and sign those too.

They’ll suspend you, of course. So? How do you slip a bullrushing lineman? Let that fat bastard’s momentum take him where you used to be. They can’t suspend you if you’re already gone. And what can they physically bar you from? Another season in College Station only promises the hollowed-out, bitter alienation of knowing that every set you lift, every sprint you run, every hit you take, every droplet of sweat is cash in someone else’s pocket. Washingtons, Lincolns, and Jacksons, fat stacks of founding fathers changing hands, while the overlords (fat sacks in their own right) huff smug and make sure you know they own your ass.

Stuff the suspension and show up to the next day’s practice. Make Coach Sumlin call in state troopers to physically escort you off the field. Offer to sign the troopers’ hats. Have your boy Fitch on hand with his camera, have all those QVC operators standing by, then autograph the hell out pictures of you getting booted off the A&M field. Sell, sell, sell.

With the money you stand to make just by being Johnny Manziel, you can pay Vinny Testaverde and Chris Herren to split overnights on your pull-out sofa. Footwork first thing in the morning, motivational speeches after breakfast. No matter how you spend the next 18 months you’re never going to grow another four inches, so whether you work out with personal coaches or strap it on in the SEC, the same critical questions will hang over your 5-11 head come draft day.

Yes, of course, 18 months is a lifetime for a young guy with a potentially limitless income and no set responsibilities, so consider doing what millions of late adolescents do to avoid a permanent weekend: keep showing up to class. Mix it up – take a few courses that are practical, a few that are challenging, and then a few just for kicks. Get decent grades and then sign copies of your report card. Keep those operators standing by.

Johnny, do it for Eric Crouch and Ken Simonton, do it for Ian Johnson and Vai Taua, do it for all the athletes who happened to play the very biggest of their big money games on an NCAA stage. Do it to double the earning span of all those NFL players who won’t last beyond the proverbial 3.2 years.

Do it for Ed O’Bannon’s bum knees and his long overdue lawsuit. Do it because the greedheads in the NCAA wouldn’t think twice about kicking the most exciting player out of the game to preserve their source of free labor.

Do it to end your love/hate relationship with Twitter. Sign, sign, sign, and Tweeting will no longer be the sole medium where you have personal control of your voice. Sign, sign, sign and Twitter will just be one more tool for reaching potential customers.

Do it because you know damn well no one should prohibit you from profiting off your name and likeness. Do it because reclaiming your signature will be as freeing as breaking containment and seeing a field of wide open green.

Johnny, this is your chance to go down among the legends. Trust me – I’m not making shit by saying this. Matter of fact, not only do I not want to make money off you, Fitch can go ahead and put me down for a Horned Frogs hat, the full array of state trooper action shots, and if you keep at least a 3.0, a baker’s dozen of the autographed report cards. No need to spell my last name right or add any personal message – just sign everything Johnny Fucking Football. I’ll take it. It will be a bargain, for both of us.


Share |

Comments

do my homework Many subjects are taught in a school. Out of these math remains the top subject in terms of being considered very difficult by the students. Though it is a subject dreaded most by girls, there are millions of boys who start to sweat when it is time to take a math test. Math is a very scientific subject that is based upon formulae. You need to cram up these formulae and also used your common sense to be able to handle math homework easily....

sluts TheNaughtyCam.net is the ultimate xxx porn, sex and hardcore tube, free adult movies. Free porn videos and sex movies. The hottest naked girls in our videos.

Adult Friend Finder Personals Horny and kinky women are looking for hot sex all over Devon and we’ve found them for you on the adult dating sites so that you can easily choose the best: The latest Dick Sucking in Devon She is the latest woman that we have found at the top adult dating web sites so she is … Continue reading "Find Horny Sex in Devon&quot.

paper Term papers are quite the undertaking when you’re a student, a challenge even if you excel the arena of writing. Yet when you buy term papers online, you set yourself up for academic success – you know that you’re handing in a high-quality, carefully crafted assignment.

paper Term papers are quite the undertaking when you’re a student, a challenge even if you excel the arena of writing. Yet when you buy term papers online, you set yourself up for academic success – you know that you’re handing in a high-quality, carefully crafted assignment.

WordPress Security Check If you want to detect security breaches from your site, to determine whether any of your plugins or themes have security vulnerabilities, to identify security or access issues on your website before they become a problem then you should try Hide my wp Ghost plugin. As a bonus, you will learn how to take preventive measures against attacks.

backpage The new replacement site for escorts worldwide. Free adult classified ads!

chung cư vincity đại mỗ Mở bán dự án khu đô thị Vincity Đại Mỗ Tây Mỗ quận Nam Từ Liêm Hà Nội có diện tích 46m2, 60m2, 66m2 đến 88m2 có giá bán từ 800 triệu đồng xây trên diện tích đất 280 ha và có 52 tòa chung cư và hơn 100 lô biệt thự liền kề .

ny escort Browse our extensive portfolio of New York City escort ads. The date of your dreams is just a phone call away! Each escort listing includes photos, a personal description as well as direct contact details. Established escorts also have escort reviews.

Buy Google Reviews Purchase Google Reviews, Buying USA UK CA AU Google Plus Maps 5 Star Cheap Organic Negative Google Business Places Positive. Buy Google Reviews.

CELEBRITIES Know About Kim Kardashian: Her Net Worth, Career And Filmography � Celebrities.

high quality backlinks Backlinking is very important for every website. Google uses these links to prioritize a website. The website with stronger backlinks will be shown in the top search. Thus, the future of any site depends on it. The process of earning links is very tiring and time-consuming. Besides this, one has to go through a lot of disappointments as well. That is why most of the people leave this task to others. SItesAdd is a team of people who work to build links on behalf of their customers. These links are strong and authentic. This is because links from high authority sites are better than 100 of those links that are from low authority websites. Thus, when searching for links this one thing has to be kept in mind. The company creates high-quality links that can help the web pages achieve highest rankings. The whole process is completely automatic. From filling out modules to the process of building links everything is done automatically without any manual aids. The process is very easy, so the web owners can completely focus on managing the content of the site. They don’t need to fear about the ranking of their site as the team manages it very well. Through their high-quality links, they can help people in out running their competitors very fast. In no time the sites ranking graph would be at its peak. They provide brilliant customer service to each and every customer. They keep them satisfied and contended with the progress of their website. Keeping a professional approach towards their work, SitesAdd works to improve the previous statistics of the business. The whole process is very easy and needs only 3 steps to achieve the goal. First, is the filling out of the module. During this step, the module actually starts noting down the information about the site. Second is the waiting step, the module will process all the information. Third, the webpage will immediately start gaining the visitors. These are the only 3 steps that need to be done to boost the visitors on the webpage. SitesAdd is one of the authentic web services that help people in running their SEO business.

Sexy Image Check out nicegirl.io for more than 800,000 free, high-quality sexy asisa models images.

voyance par telephone Voyance par telephone : if you need to discover your future, if you need answers, so call the 0892 22 20 22 ad meet a french fortune-teller able to tell you all. She will reveal all you want to know thanks to the mighty divinatory arts. A voyance telephone gratuite is a quality tool that you can use days and nights ; and our website will transmit you a great quantity of informations about the differents way to predict the future. Tarot cards, cristall ball and astrology will have no more secrets for you.

brute force attack prevention Learn how to protect your WordPress website from brute force attacks.

Aggelies Sex We got All greek agencities with the best escort girls you can find in Greece, Greatest girls witch can do all that you want "no exceptions".

Miten saada rahaa Jos pohdit miten saada rahaa, olet saapunut oikeaan artikkeliin. Ensinnäkin, vastaamme kysymykseen, kuten ”miten saada rahaa nopeasti?”

3d hentai The best premium hentai artwork collection with various artist and anime/cartoon parody. Rule34 image/picture, 3D animated video and erotic manga.

cbd merchant account uk iPayTotal is a CBD payment processor that provides CBD merchants with premium high-risk merchant services. We utilize a variety of processing techniques to ensure that CBD merchant processing is a smooth and simple process for our high-risk accounts.

quality backlinks Building High Quality Backlinks - the cornerstone of SEO Uncovering the quality backlinks of your top ranking competitors is one of the most effective links build tactics. Module looking at a successful competitor's links lets you easily Building high quality backlinks which will help achieve the highest possible rankings SitesAdd provides unique tool that nobody does. SitesAdd is a powerful website promotion tool that will help you to get high search engine rankings, more customers and more sales.

bitcoin merchant account We provide merchant accounts for companies who want to accept bitcoin on their website from their customers . We want to let all crypto currency users know about our services and what we can offer them.We offer a checkout solution designed to accommodate Bitcoin where customers checkout in cryptocurrency, automatically convert received payments to USD or EUR and withdraw it to your bank account.

Escorts In Katraj We provide ladies that can do both incalls at their own lovely location or outcalls where they will travel to your place of residence, whether it is your home or a hotel. When you call please let us know if you are looking for an incall or outcall booking. Not all ladies are able to do incall bookings. If you are looking to see two ladies for an incall then only one of them needs to have a location where she can entertain you. The other lady will travel to this location. The booking would be an outcall for her. When calling for an outcall booking, please let us know if it will be at a hotel or your own place. If it is at a hotel, we obviously need the hotel name, and what time the booking will start. Also it would be very helpful to know what time you will be checking into the hotel at. Our Pune Escorts ladies will always be well presented and smartly dressed. We have a strong reputation in Mumbai for reliability and providing a fun and fulfilling experience. We hope you will share in this.

Betting merchant account iPayTotal specializes in both online gaming merchant accounts and online gaming payment gateways and offers the best gaming merchant account in the industry. iPayTotal’s team of experts in online gambling payment processors work closely with providers to ensure you can get the best for your business needs.Via dedicated gaming acquiring partners, we offer you everything you need to accept gaming card payments and pay out winnings easily and securely. Our feature rich dedicated gaming solutions are fully flexible and have been developed to deliver value and growth to your business.

türkçe altyazılı porno Bir porno filmi izlerken keyfini tam olarak yaşamak, seksi hatunların sevişmeden önce neler söylediğini ve davrandıklarını öğrenmek ve birlikte oldukları elemanların hatunları azdırmak ve ayartmak için neler dediğini öğrenmenin en güzel ve en doğru yolu Türkçe Altyazılı Porno izlemektir. İster üvey anne pornosu, ister baba-kız pornosu, ister para katşılığında sikiş pornosu, ister en yakın arkadaşımın kız kardeşini beceriyorum pornosu, ister tecavüz pornosu, isterseniz de götten sikiş pornosu sevin. Bu hiç önemli değil. Esas önemli olan şey bu pornolarda neler konuşulduğunu ve seksi kadınların azdırılarak ayartılırken neleri duymayı sevdiklerini bilmektir. Bu yüzden, en iyi yol Türkçe Altyazılı Porno izlemektir. Porno keyfinize değer katın.

Pendik Escort The best quality Istanbul Pendik dating website. Please visit us to say hello.

livecam records Free webcam records from BongaCams and Chaturbate

Escorts In Katraj We Are The No.1 Escorts Agency In Pune. We Provide Best Escorts Services In Pune Also In Katraj Area. We Have Hot Models, Young College Girls For Escorts Service. Our Call Girls Offers reliable Services That Any One Can Afford Because Of Our Cheapest Rate. So Dont Wait Come Fast And Book Our Escorts Call Girls Services In Katraj. Eacorts Agency Provides All Types Of Services As InCall And Outcall Services For 24/7. Clients Call Us At Any Time We Are Always Waiting For Your Service. So Dont Miss The Such Erotic Escorts Services And Get Memorable Moments With Piece Of Mind.

voyance-retour-amour.com Are you looking for a voyance telephone to discover your future ? Here, we propose you to visit a french website of divinatory arts : voyance-retour-amour.com. It gives you quality articles about the different methods which exists. Astrology, numerology, tarot cards and else...

Bandar Togel Inilah datftar bandar togel online terpercaya saat ini yang wajib anda ketahui.

poker online Winnipoker situs pkv games online uang asli. daftar dan bermainlah di situs kami agar bisa menghasilkan uang banyak dan pasti gampang menang, tersedia versi android & ios. Cukup dengan 1 id untuk 8 permainan games poker & domino.

poker online Winnipoker situs pkv games online uang asli. daftar dan bermainlah di situs kami agar bisa menghasilkan uang banyak dan pasti gampang menang, tersedia versi android & ios. Cukup dengan 1 id untuk 8 permainan games poker & domino.

xvideos hotporntubexxx.com has the best xxx tube videos online, from JOI to Femdom to plain vanilla sexy, we have it all right here, with new content everyday. For the hottest free tube videos, come and find us, you won't be disappointed.

sexing position The best sex positions online. Discover hundreds of different sex positions and become a sexing position master using the power of the Kamasutra. We believe sex is the most important physical act in human biology and it's something that should be enjoyed and celebrated. Discover all of different sex positions and methods of having sex today to spice up your sex life.

tamil sex stories sex stories,Hindi sex stories,erotic stories,tamil sex stories,tamilsex, Marathi sex story, Bengali sex story, malyalam sex story, Punjabi sex story,love stories

Thankyou for this wondrous post, I am glad I observed this website on yahoo. https://www.kplokusa.com/manifold-valves

Best New Zealand Escorts My name is Valentina and I am a highly confident and mischievous young woman. My down-to-earth nature will immediately put your nerves at ease as I greet you at the door with a warm smile and hug.

Lust Fire Feeling alone, bored of erotica and you are looking for company? Then you’re attending to love what I've finished you here. See, I’m knowledgeable, once it involves finding the simplest, noted and most well-liked places on the web for (free) live cam sex. i am positive that a lot of you wish to induce down and dirty with horny ladies, adult chat with smoking hot students or spy on exhibitionist boys on webcams! Hey, i am not attending to decide you, if you've got an issue for dicks, bro!

bet168.vn Bet168 - Bong168 - Trang ca cuoc uy tin. Link Bet168 - Bet169 va cach choi dang ky, cach xem keo va choi ca cuoc bong da de thang nhat 2018

porn Watch Live Cams Now! 100% Uncensored Adult Chat LiveCams. Start chatting with amateurs, exhibitionists, pornstars with HD Video and HD Stream. Use VibraToy to make them Girlies come. Ebonys, Asians, Blonde, Teens we got all them pussys. Best LiveSexCams on the net. You gotta enjoy your favourite camgirls cum and ride hard cocks in 2 on 2. Live Cams with

t-girl dating advice Do you want to know how to meet T-Girls? Do you find your efforts are often misunderstood by the T-Girls you contact? Perhaps you joined a transgender dating site but can’t get a reply. No need to worry. I have a unique understanding of what makes t-girls and their admirers tick. Often, it is just a matter of semantics or fine-tuning the approach that will make the difference with your transgender romantic efforts.

transgender chat TGGuide.com's Transgender Chat and Social Network provides free social and support services for the trans community including transwomen, transmen, supporters and anyone who self-identifies on the transgender spectrum.

sext locals learn how to simply text girls and get them to have sex with you. It’s true, it can really be done. It’s actually a lot easier than you might imagine. I know personal, meeting girls online and then texting (sexting) them can lead to hot sex. There’s nothing hotter than meeting a cute girl online and then fucking her the same night.. Maybe you don’t roll that way, maybe you want to settle down and fall in love.

biggest porn tube Biggest Porn Tubes Directory . Over 86 millions of best porn movies ever with most important xxx categories and hottest pornstars fucked hard and sucks big cock . Biggest porn tube starring amazing horny sluts with hungry pussies needs deep and hard penetration .

Great post, you have pointed out some fantastic points , I likewise think this s a very wonderful website. judi sbobet

Seguin lawyers Looking for an experienced Seguin Attorney? Jesus Lopez has over 10 years experience practicing in Guadalupe County.

Babes Get Blonde sex videos and free Blonde porn now on PornBunnie.com. Watch hot Blonde girls nude in hardcore XXX clips full of horny 18+ college teens. Big titted amateurs and top pornstars alike prove that sex with Blondes can't be beat!

indian escort Hi my name is Amber Rani! Please allow me to take a few moments of your time to introduce myself. I am a British Indian high class escort and Girlfriend Experience Extraordinaire. The thrill of new adventures and spontaneous experiences in London with someone new or a regular private friend excites me!

You understand your projects stand out of the crowd. There is something unique about them. It seems to me all of them are brilliant. https://sites.google.com/site/duancanhovincityquan9/

Thank you so much as you have been willing to share information with us. We will forever admire all you have done here because you have made my work as easy as ABC. https://canhovincityquan9site.wordpress.com/